Ominous in The Morning
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
“If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every yummy piece of toast.”
If this wasn’t $54.99USD and SUPREMELY ridiculous, I might consider it as a gift for Grae’s 30th birthday.