Good to hear from you. Those muffins were an aphrodisiac? That explains those crazy nights at the Ship and how I snagged a great girl like Janet. Is that what keeps you looking so young?

We can’t get enough of the tiger penis in all it’s forms: tea, stew, ice cream or just a long chewy stick. Whatever you do, don’t believe those people that say the leopard it just as good. My beard has been growing back every day since I tried it. You can also try venom of the coconut crab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab), my favorite crustean. It really makes me feel like a man when I wack it with a cricket bat and hall it back to our hut. It’s no tiger penis, but it gets me going for a few hours. We’ll keep looking for others and will bring you a big bag in April.

Marc