New Records
…within one 5-day period…
Number of Flights: 7 (2 of which were over 9 hours)
Number of Consecutive Airline Meals Consumed: 4
Number of Airline Meals Consumed: 11
Number of Hours Spent Waiting for Flights: approx. 18
Number of Hours Spent in the Queues at Customs: 3.5
Number of Different Currencies Used: 4
Number of Mountain Ranges Over Which We Flew: 1 (Andes)
Number of Jetlag Hours To Overcome: 12
Number of Times By Which Our Ecological Footprint Has Multiplied For Having Flown So Much: must be at least 3.
Average Number of ENORMOUS Suitcases (i.e. large enough to hold all of our travel gear twice over) With Which People From Los Angeles Travelled: 3
Number of Timezones Crossed: like, 14
State of Mind At Mid-Point: “Time has no meaning.”
Size of Steak Consumed at Stop-over in Buenos Aires: that of my face.
