sybarites

They say that this valley, just outside San Pedro de Atacama in Chile, is supposed to have rather a moonscape appearance.  The guidebook says that at sunset, the landscape changes colours to become sort of a pinky-orange hue which is reminiscent of the moon.  I don’t know that the moon is supposed to be very pink or orange but we did take the trip up there at sunset. It was something worth seeing, though I’d say it was more Mars than moon.

Personally, I think this place looks more like the moon.  I forget which valley it is, though…

What follows is my own personal collection of relative oddities about Chile:

Busking. Rather than the usual forms of busking for money (singing, instrument playing, etc.) we witnessed a new form of an old trade: juggling for money in the intersections.  Often, we saw young guys performing some exceptional juggling acts for the cars waiting at stop lights, and then take a bow before collecting donations.  It’s a pretty good show if you’re sitting at an outdoor cafe near an intersection.

Advertising.  Speaking of intersections, in some of the really heavy traffic zones, there were people that were hired to carry out oversize banners into the street for the cars waiting for the light to change.  One on each side, they would trudge out into the crosswalk and display the ad for about 20 seconds before moving back to the sidewalk.  On a good day, this would be a pretty dull occupation; standing in the sun on a hot day wouldn’t make it any better.

Pisco. This is a brandy-like drink whose origin is a major point of contention between Chile and Peru.  Each country insists it is the home of this fiery liquor but neither can conclusively prove it so the battle rages on.  It’s not just a mild disagreement, either;  apparently, it’s quite a serious issue.  We tried a couple of varieties of the Chilean pisco:  pisco sour (imagine pale brandy with lemon juice and sugar) and piscola, a blend of pisco and Coke.  Chileans drink these as aperitifs, but after two of either, we were under the table.

Coca-Cola.  Why is it that so many people enjoy a Coke with dinner?   I mean, it’s no secret that people in North America drink a lot of pop, but it seems a trifling amount compared to our South American counter-parts.  Coke Zero is huge here.

PDA.  People in Asia would be shocked to witness the public displays of affection in Chile.  In a restaurant for dinner one evening in Santiago, we were the only couple not making out at the table, no exaggeration.  And it went on for so long, it was pretty distracting from eating.

Fast Talking.  Just when I was starting to get used to Argentine castellano, we arrived in Chile where they speak in a blur and drop letters off of some words.  “Gracias” becomes “gracia” and “por favor” becomes “po favo”.  Even the Argentines think the Chileans speak too fast.

Queuing.  An interesting phenomenon that we’ve witnessed only in Chile and Argentina is the queuing for the bus.  Lines of patient people snake along the sidewalks waiting for the buses to arrive and then – so organized! –  people climb aboard one by one until it is full to capacity.  Never did we see anyone budging in line or crowding the doors.  Amazing.

Showers.  This is new: instead of automatic, continuous-flow water heaters that start when up the faucet is turned on, the heaters for some Chilean showers must be manually ignited beforehand.  In other words, they use gas heaters that one must light like a furnace with a pilot light each time one wishes to have a hot shower.  (Speaking of odd showers, we’re in Bolivia now and this is the first instance of the shower-head-mounted electric water heater I’ve seen. Our guidebook says to wear rubber-soled shoes in the shower to avoid unpleasant shocks.)

The perplexing persistence of Nescafe.  How does this product survive?!  It is an insult to real coffee and yet its existence is ubiquitous.  I’ve actually given up coffee and have taken to tea so as to avoid the risk of ordering coffee and getting sludgy Nescafe.

More than any other place we’ve been, Chile seems to be an open canvas for graffiti artists. In fact, I even saw posters for sale picturing the “great works” of graffiti during the military rule of the country; those graphic criticisms would’ve been more than a little risky to paint at the time.

The graffiti we came across was useful to us in that we were able to practice reading Spanish, albeit with several “colloquialisms” which went beyond our language classes. Still, there was a definite artistic flair to the things we saw, more than just the average tagging. Anyhow, these were some of my favourites:

I am a huge fan of the set lunch menu. If ever we come across one on our travels, especially if it is of the French variety, I insist on making an effort to give it a go. Nine times out of ten, it is a delicious lunch for a great value, usually three courses with a drink and maybe even a coffee thrown in at the end. If we´re lucky, two of us can get a big meal for under $20. Plus, I have a theory that these lunches are even more delicious if there is a crowd of people in the restaurant and a queue at the door.

Twice in recent weeks we have come across dreamy set menus. The first was in the antique-y, bohemian barrio of San Telmo in Buenos Aires. We were actually looking for some other restaurant with a set menu and happened across a cafe named something like ¨Via Via¨. Anyway, it was crammed full of suits but we managed to snag one of the tables and ordered “dos, por favor.” This one was only two courses: roasted quarter of a chicken, salad and rice with home-made ice cream for dessert. Simple enough menu for a late lunch but it was hot and tasty and left us full enough that we didn´t need to eat again that day.

For the past two days, we have eaten lunch at the same cafe in Valparaiso, Le Filou de Montpellier. Yesterday, it was a crepe filled with bechemel and cheese to start, then roasted chicken with this fantastic mushroom reduction sauce and then profiteroles with ice cream and chocolate sauce. It´s making my mouth water just to remember it. With wine, it was $22 dollars and there was a queue of people at the door waiting for our table. Hurrah! The meal today was a tarte of tomato, eggplant and camembert, slow-cooked beef in wine sauce with a gratin of potatoes and then Ile Flottant for dessert. No wine this time (thanks to a pisco-induced hangover today) but still, the best-value lunch menu I can remember having had. If we were staying here longer, I can almost guarantee that we´d be going back at least every other day. As it is, we´ll be going back tonight to Alegretto for – arguably – the best pizza I´ve ever had. We may not be eating classic comida Chilena, but I´m digging the food here.

It’s no secret that the people of Argentina and Chile adore their meat. It is available everywhere, on every menu, in several different forms, served day and night, and almost always grilled to well done. I wouldn’t want to be an animal in South America as it’s only a matter of time before you end up on a menu.
At a grocery store in Mendoza on a Saturday, a riot* of people had gathered around a meat counter that was struggling to keep up with the orders being shouted to the back. Meat is serious business and a good butcher, we’re told, is highly coveted and his address is held close to the chest. In Argentina, I thought I had reached the limit of my carnivorous consumption, but I was dead wrong; that was just the beginning.

Today’s lunch in the pretty Bellavista neighbourhood of Santiago consisted almost entirely of meat. We ordered the parrilla special for 2 and what landed on our table would’ve easily served six. Imagine a 9×9” square casserole dish filled to heaping with 2 big, grilled pork chops, 1 large, grilled steak, 2 blood sausages, 1 spicy chorizo sausage, 2 huge, grilled chicken breasts, and 2 large, boiled potatoes. That was lunch. There was some thyme on the chicken, and there was a salt shaker on the table, but that was all the seasoning that appeared. Luckily, a stray dog sleeping the shade of the next table was only too happy to eat most of what remained on my plate while the waiter wasn’t looking.

*Speaking of riots, it turns out that there was some serious rioting in Santiago the day we arrived. It was the annual Day of The Young Commbatents riot/protest staged in memory of the 1985 student riots during which many students were killed. This year’s anniversary protest was aggravated, we’re told, by some discontent with recent public transportation changes. At any rate, our afternoon arrival at the bus station, metro ride and walk through part of the downtown area was entirely uneventful; we didn’t sense the slightest whiff of unease. When we arrived at our hostel, one of the guys staying there asked, “What are the streets like out there- is it madness?” Of course we didn’t know what he was talking about and it was then that the hostel worker said that yes, there were riots, and that perhaps we should stay in the hostel that evening. The next morning, the news showed this. Santiago makes two cities now that we have visited while riots were in progress and we didn’t even know it. (The other was Budapest in September.) Stupid foreigners.