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  • Angkor

    CIMG3411.JPGI don’t think I need to waste anyone’s time going on and on about Angkor Wat. We all know it’s a World Heritage Site, one of the most fantastic architectural accomplishments of mankind, and breathtaking to behold so I won’t repeat that which has already been said a million times by a million people. However, I would like to say a word about the trees.

    CIMG3454.JPGIf you ask me, the magnificence of this place wouldn’t be half of what it is if it weren’t for the surrounding flora. The buildings themselves are pretty, but when buried in the jungle, grown over with trees and dappled by the sunlight filtering through the heavy foliage, they truly are magical. It is enchanting.

    CIMG3626.JPGOf the sites that we visited on our two-day exploration of Angkor, I think my favourites are Ta Prohm and Preah Khan. (That probably means little to anybody who cares to read this, but I needed to get the names in there for posterity.) Both of these complexes were almost entirely shaded by trees that grew out of the jungle, then migrated into the courtyards and finally penetrated the structures. The curvy roots creep around window frames, push stone walls aside and grip gateway buildings so tightly that they look as though they would surely fall to pieces if a tree was not holding them together.

    CIMG3616.JPGThe greens are luminous. Mosses and lichens fringe the walls and rubble and seem to dampen echoes inside the buildings. The trees bend and hook their branches through door frames to lift up tonnes of rock and force their verdure indoors. These ruins are peaceful, quiet, sublimely serene. When we visit again, I will go straight to Preah Khan to sit, again, in the silence and breath in the hot, ancient air.

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  • Phnomenal Food

    I expected Phenom Penh to be a cross between a small Indian city and rough Ulannbataar, instead of a French colonial city with France’s refine tasted and inexpensive wine. Three restaurants we sampled provided some world class food for shoestring budgets.

    On New Years Eve, after walking the riverfront reviewing menus of the many tourist-friendly restaurants, we selected the Dutch-owned Frizz for it’s authentic Khmer specialties and lengthy wine list. It was one of the best meals we have ever eaten. The beef with smoked eggplant was truly unique, with a subtle mix of tangy sauce and earthy spices. Amok, our second dish, is a common Cambodian dish of curried fish wrapped in a banana leaf and Frizz does an exceptionally good job in presentation and flavor. The hot evening called for a bottle of house white in an ice bucket to bring our bill to nearly $20 USD.

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    CIMG3304.JPGAcross the street from the notorious Tuol Sleng genocide museum is the Boddhi Tree, a restaurant which deserves fame in its own right. Jan and I ordered triple-decker sandwiches with goat cheese, grilled eggplant and other vegetables. After craving goat cheese for months, it was a euphoric treat.

    CIMG3320.JPGOn our last day, we visited Friends Restaurant which trains street kids for opportunities in the restaurant industry. A small army of students and a few teachers, all of whom seemed to be in their late teens or early twenties, runs a slick operation with attentive servers, a creative menu and tasteful décor.

    We selected dishes from the tapas menu, crustini smoked eggplant dip, marinated fish and cucumber salad, crispy shrimp wontons and cashew chicken with mango. Our drinks, green peppercorn strawberry margarita and chili pineapple margarita, complimented the tequila with sweetness and a little heat to create exceptionally creative and tasty margaritas.

    CIMG3326.JPGStill eager to explore the menu, Jan finished off with splendid caramelized pineapple and ice cream, and I tried the lemon and blueberry cake. Again, we kept the meal under $20 USD.

    CIMG3261.JPGLonely Planet also directed us to a supermarket where we took advantage of the colonial legacy to self-cater a meal to remind us of France. Few pleasures beat brie, a good baguette and a bottle of wine sitting on a patio on a beautiful day. We already feel Phenom Penh’s epicurean luxuries pulling us back.

  • Ask Lady* Janet

    *not to be confused with Ladyboy.

    Q: I am visiting Thailand and I am wondering, how many people is too many to transport on one scooter?
    A: A maximum number has yet to be determined.  Currently, the number to beat is six, including one infant in arms.

    Q: Whilst driving, I noticed that the traffic lights at intersections change rather infrequently;  just how long does a red light last in Bangkok?
    A: A red light in Bangkok can last anywhere from 6 minutes to two years.  It is longer if you are sitting on the sunny side of a crowded, non-AC bus.

    Q:  When I am in Thailand, where can I buy a T-shirt?
    A:  Everywhere, always, for ever and ever, amen.  There is no corner that you will turn, no shop by which you will pass, no island remote enough or beach empty enough that you will not find someone from whom to buy a T-shirt.  Nowhere is safe from the T-shirt sellers.

    Q: What is “ABF”?
    A: ABF is an acronym for American breakfast.  Many places that offer accommodation for tourists boast an inclusive ABF.  In its most basic form, an ABF includes orange drink, 2 cooked eggs, toast, pad thai and fuscia meat.

    Q: What is “fuscia meat”?
    A: Fuscia meat is a spongy, meat flavoured substance in the shape of a tube which is served as part of any good ABF and which tastes remotely of hot dog. Its exact contents remain, blessedly, unknown.

    Q: While relaxing on a beach, I sometimes like to fall asleep.  But how can I continue shopping while enjoying a pleasant mid-afternoon nap?

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    A: Rest assured that you will not be asleep for long. The thoughtful people who walk the beach selling various merchandise will be sure to wake you up to see if you wish to buy a book, a beer, a massage or a T-shirt.

    Q: While in Thailand, I’m interested in experiencing something new and potentially uncomfortable: what is the quickest route to back pain?
    A:  The quickest route to short-term back pain involves a visit to Wat Po and the payment of twelve Canadian dollars.  CIMG2939.JPGAfter viewing the largest reclining Buddha in the country, visit the building in the back for an hour’s worth of Thai massage.  Put yourself in the hands of a student of this discipline as he or she uses his/her elbows, knees, feet and chin to find, expose and force into submission every stiff muscle you didn’t know you had.  Enjoy.

    Q: As a tourist in Bangkok, how do I find and eat a meal composed entirely of street food?

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    A: Step 1: Visit Khaosan road, also known as the place where everyone with a bad sunburn or the potential to receive a bad sunburn gathers to shop for cheap goods and cold beer.
    Step 2: Stop in at the 7/11 for your first, cold, 630ml beer.  You can lash out and buy a Heineken for 80 bhat ($2CAD) or stick to the cheapest option, Chang beer, for 50 bhat ($1.25CAD).
    Step 3:  Find one of the stands that serves meat popsicles.  Point at a couple of skewers of beef and/or chicken on display and watch as your selections are BBQ’d to crispy deliciousness.  Pay 20 bhat and order two more as you stand ravenously devouring the first two.  Conveniently, the meat popsicle can be eaten with one hand, thereby leaving your other hand free for beer-related duties.
    Step 4: Walk down to one end of the street while enjoying your beer.  Turn 180 degrees and start the stroll up to the opposite end.  Repeat, as necessary, for the remainder of the evening.
    Step 5: Finish your first beer.
    Step 6: When you feel peckish, stop at one of the stands serving pad thai, BBQ corn on the cob, fruit, rice, popcorn, etc..  Request “one” and watch its quick preparation.
    Step 7: Find another beer before you start to forget your first!
    Step 8: Repeat Steps 3, 6 & 7 several more times.
    Step 9: When your feet become tired, find a sidewalk bar, which is literally some guy with a booth, some liquor and a few chairs set up on the sidewalk.  Enjoy almost any cocktail you can imagine for 80 bhat.

    Q: What is the statute of limitations for exploiting a movie’s filming location?
    A:  Unknown.  One contender for “Best and Longest Exploitation of a Movie Location” is James Bond Island, for its appearance in a movie in 1974.  33 years and no sign of respite.  The newest location in Thailand to experience similar attention is Maya beach on Koh Phi Phi Leh, also known as “The Beach”.  About 10 years have passed since the making of that film and this beach will almost certainly surpass the legendary status of its predecessor.

    Q: When visiting a beach in Thailand, what is an appropriate snack to bring for the monkeys who live there?
    A: An appropriate snack for the monkeys is “nothing”.   A completely inappropriate snack is sour-orange-flavoured mentos.  Amazingly, a tourist from Norway was actually witnessed bringing this inappropriate snack to a beach in order to feed and get close to the wild monkeys.  How or why she conceived of this idea is a mystery.

    Q: What is the stupidest tattoo that a person can get while on vacation?
    A:  There are so many contenders for this honour that a winner is hard to determine.  However, the best one in recent memory is the “I’m with Stupid” tattoo on the chest of one man whose best friend has the tattoo “I’m with Dickhead”.  There is hope that they were henna tattoos.

    Q: As a tourist in Thailand, how can I earn a bucket of rye, Red Bull and Coke?
    A: That’s easy!  Volunteer to participate in a Thai boxing match in a tourist bar!  Approach the man carrying the sign that reads “Free bucket for volunteer fighter” and ask to be outfitted with boxing gear so that you can fight another tourist in the ring set up inside the bar.   Win or lose, you earn a bucket, my friend.
    Note: Thai boxing has no restrictions on the fighting moves.

  • More 007

    CIMG3224.JPGAs soon as I read that we would be visiting a part of Thailand that was near where they filmed The Man with The Golden Gun, I made sure that we went out of our way to see it.  Imagine!  Scaramanga’s island!

    Lucky for us, there is a plethora of tours on Phuket to choose from and they all boast a visit to ‘James Bond Island’.  I don’t know what the real name of the island is because everyone just refers to it by its nickname.  As a luxury, we chose one of the more expensive tours because it offered the opportunity to do some kayaking around other pretty islands in the near vicinity.   I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the kayaking was the best part.   Or rather, the second best part because Marc’s pose as a Bond girl is my favourite.

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    At several stops during our day tour, our small group would all hop off the big boat and onto little, inflatable kayaks that were each paddled by a crew member.  We skimmed around tall islands rising out of deep, turquoise water, and ducked through a bat cave into a contained, salt-water pool in the middle of high, sheer cliffs.

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    We saw wild macaques swimming to retrieve the pieces of banana that the some tourists tossed to them; we saw mud-skipper fish, the kind that can “walk” on land for short distances; we paddled through and around several picturesque islands and then were treated to a great lunch on board the boat.

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    Plus, I got to stand on the strip of sand where James Bond’s plane was blown up by the solex-powered ray gun!

  • Icon of India

    CIMG2780.JPGWe forgot to write about the Taj Mahal!

    An icon representative of a nation, spectacular to behold and arguably one of the seven wonders of the modern world, and we forgot to mention it.

    However, in our defense, the city in which the Taj is located can almost make one forget the beauty of the monument. I’m not going to go off on a rant here but as far as tolerance of pollution and and poverty goes, Agra broke the proverbial straw on our camel’s back.

    The good news is that now that we’ve seen it, we don’t have to go back!

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    P.S.  A little known fact about the inside of the Taj Mahal:  it smells like feet.

  • Stunning, White, Perfect.

    CIMG3028.JPGIt turns out that the beaches in Thailand are as spectacular as everyone said they were. The views? Stunning. The water? Warm, and the colour of light jade. The sand? Powdery, white, perfect. But with so much paradise at hand, we seemed obsessed with beach comparisons. As many as we visited, we were never too tired, or too satisfied, or – thank goodness – too sunburnt to visit yet another. Someone we would meet for two mintues would swear up and down that the best beach they’ve ever set eyes on is ‘xyz’. So, we would promply make plans to go to ‘xyz’ and agree that it is beautiful, but maybe the sand isn’t quite as powdery as ‘abc’ or the snorkeling not exactly as clear as ‘def’. At every stop, we had no reason to ever move on but I’m glad we did, if only to prove that all and none of the beaches here are perfect.

    Worth mentioning are a few outstanding ones upon which we baked.

    CIMG3014.JPGLong Beach on Koh Phi Phi [ed. Koh means island in Thai] provided our first taste of snorkeling in Thailand and Marc’s first snorkeling adventure ever. I saw more fish in five minutes than I’ve ever seen and Marc spotted a couple of harmless black-tipped reef sharks in the distance. In fact, we didn’t really even need to swim because the curious little zebra-stripped-yellow-backed fish would come to visit as soon as we were knee deep into the bay.

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    CIMG3048.JPGOf course, we made a special stop on our snorkeling tour at Maya Beach, also known as “The Beach” from the movie of the same name. Those location scouts really know how to pick a brilliant site to shoot a film. The colour of the water here is unbelieveable and our pictures could never do this place justice. Maybe the pictures taken by the hundred or so other tourists who were there at the same time would paint a better picture.

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    Kata Beach on Phuket island is near the top of our list because it had the best swimming. Oddly, we don’t seem to have a stupendous photo of this place…

    CIMG3196.JPGRai Leh Beach at Krabi is where we spent Christmas. (Actually, we stayed at the cheaper beach next door, Ton Sai, and just walked over to the posh beach at low tide each day.) Nothing wrong here with the long, wide swath of sand and the clear, tepid water which is the perfect depth in which to sit and drink a cold beer. The sheer cliff faces and small, off-shore islands made for some especially dramatic scenery.

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    We have just one more day to spend in the Land of a Thousand Smiles. Guess where we’ll be smiling.

  • Ladyboy Christmas

    CIMG3192.JPGThis year, we were very lucky to be able to spend Christmas on a beach in Thailand. Even luckier, we were able to meet up with another Canadian couple, Julia and Jeff, whom we had met at the ger camp when we were all in Mongolia. Odd to think that we had met six months ago and only knew each other 36 hours before deciding to spend the holidays together, but we had a brillant time comparing travel stories and toasting our good fortune at actually having somplace to stay.

    As mentioned in Marc’s post, we had spent a great deal of our time in Bangkok fooling around with reservations and such because this is ultra-high season and things are booked up right good and full. We were ecstatic to have found a couple of bungalow rooms at this place on Ton Sai beach, Krabi, even though we were paying over double the normal price and were obliged to partake in a compulsary, and relatively expensive gala celebration on Christmas Eve.

    All week, we four had been joking about how we would make the most of this gala. Presumably, it would be buffet-style which would mean that we, the compulsary attendees, would be compelled to pull our chairs directly up to the shrimp platter and become bottomless pits. As it turns out, there were no shrimp, but plenty of thai food, some really well-done roast beast, a little turkey and a super ladyboy show.

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    After a few warm-up numbers, for which we applauded loudly from our front row seats wearing our festive elf hats, the feature act was announced, ‘Not only does Thailand have some of the prettiest ladyboys in the world, some of them were here to perform for us tonight!’ What followed was an excellent performance by some pretty ladyboys with outstanding costumes. The best part was when one of the solo acts descended from the stage to mingle with the crowd and made his way over to our table to dance with Julia. Truly, this was a Christmas highlight.

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    On Christmas Day, we spend a laid-back afternoon in the sun drinking Chang beer and floating in the sea before sharing some thai food at a beach-front place near our bungalows. We shared our first bottle of wine in a couple of months and had a grand time toasting everything.

    P.S. For gifts this year, I got a cold and Marc got a bad case of heat stroke. Merry Christmas.

  • What Do The Pope and The Thai King Have in Common?

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    After three aggravating days planning our travel around Thailand, which required a dozen phone calls, two people on the internet, two failed reservations, and four headaches, we were more in need of a Thai massage than a hot trek to our first tourist destination, Bangkok’s Grand Palace and Temple of the Emerald Buddha.

    As diligent and paranoid as ever, I followed the Lonely Planet’s tip of covered knees, shoulders and toes. Unfortunately, Janet, with capri pants and a scarf covering her shoulders, was turned back to borrow a long skirt and a blue shirt two sizes too big for her. Oddly, we saw several Thai girls wearing black mini-skirts wandering the grounds, suggesting the issue is not knees, but the casual pants, which reminds me that the Vatican requires women to cover their shoulders in St. Peter’s Basilica while they may feel free to reveal cleavage short of the nipple.

    CIMG2904.JPGUpon entering the temple we were immediately besot by the splendor of gold tiles covering buildings with shapes I had never imagined, and statues of monstrous figures. Each building was unique, with little to tie it visually to the next, except for the gold tiles.

    CIMG2893.JPGThe most unusual for me was the gold bell-shaped temple, though I have seen many similar shapes since.

    Most space for walking was occupied by a plethora of older Thai ladies in yellow shirts, the color of the Thai royal family,who were waiting to see the princess visit the Temple of The Emerald Buddha later in the afternoon. The women who arrived early held the prime viewing locations by placing their open umbrellas on the ground while they sheltered from the blazing sun.

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    The adjoining palace made me think of Disneyland, not in a clichéd way, but as if the grounds were too perfect, as if closer examination would reveal the hedges to be pâpier maché and the stones to be plaster.

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  • White Christmas

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    It’s Christmas Eve and we are halfway around the world in Thailand, on Tonsai beach. White sand replaces snow and cold beer replaces eggnog but we’re happy to be spending the holiday with some Canadian friends and, can you imagine, a real turkey dinner at our resort. Our first toast on Christmas day will be to everyone at home, fourteen hours behind us and asleep in your beds with visions of sugarplums dancing in your heads.

    Stay warm!

  • Short Cuts

    Part I: The Family Headshave
    In Hampi, we stopped at a tiny barber shop so that Marc could get a shave and a haircut for two bits (literally). I had the camera ready to record the straight-razor shave but was completely distracted by the anxious, little girl sitting in the chair next to Marc.  She had a glossy, black head of pretty hair which, without hesitation or ceremony, the barber wetted and began shaving with a straight razor.   From part to nape, the hair fell away and onto the floor.

    Following her, as the youngest, her brother and sister took their turns before their monther and father.  The whole family then went to bathe in the river which, along with the shaving, we were told was part of a ritual pilgrimage.

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    Part II:  What Is That?
    It is a six hour journey by passenger train from Ajmer to Jaipur and for two of us to travel, it was less than $2 CAD.   There are bench seats and open windows and fans for when the heat is unbearable, but those were all turned off, and the windows were closed when we travelled.  The people in the cars were all wearing toques and scarves and were draped with blankets.
    There was a friendly fellow that sat across from us who spoke way more English than we spoke Hindi.  He asked where we were from, are we married and is it a ‘love’ marriage, and did we like India.  He helped us to buy chai and told us that, regrettably, we had been cheated when we bought our bananas on the platform: we had paid Rs.20 (less than $0.50) when we should have only been charged Rs.10.   He said he was sorry that we had been cheated.

    Shortly thereafter, we pulled our our iPods and the following conversation ensued:
    “Oh, FM radio, yes?”
    “No, no, it’s an iPod.”
    “Oh yes, a cassette player.”
    “No, it’s an iPod, like a computer- see?”   I show him my Nano.
    “Oh, FM radio.”
    “No, look, it’s like a computer that plays music.”
    I gave him the earphones and he listened to a minute of music, nodding, but still not really understanding.
    “Oh, okay” he says.

    Part III: Newspaper
    Apart from its primary function of reporting news, a newspaper in India can be so much more.  It is a towel with which to wash windows, a food wrapper, an origami-ed spice pouch, a paper towel, a blanket, a floor mat, a fly swatter, a napkin and a plate.  In a country that hasn’t yet embraced the waste management practices of reduce or recycle, re-use is second nature.

    Part IV: The Cleaning
    Weeks after this occurance, I am still a bit astonished as to how it occurred.
    I was walking down the beach to meet Marc at our hut in Goa, South India.  I was carrying my sandals, walking in the surf and nodding ‘hello’ to the people I passed.  One man, an Indian, stopped and turned when I said hello.  He pointed to the side of my sunglasses and said something in Urdu.  My immediate thought was that there was a bug on me and that he was warning me.  I took off the sunglasses and started examining them but he pointed, again, to the side of my face.  I started feeling around my temple but he approached and touched my ear for a couple of seconds.   When he drew back, he held a tiny, elongated spoon in his hand with something yellowish on the end.  He pushed it off with his finger and said, “Wax”.

    Suddenly, I understood that he had quickly scooped my ear for wax.  Before I even had a chance to get over my astonishment, he produced a card which stated that he was a certified Middle Ear Cleaner and he explained that he could clean my ears for 200 rupees.  I was aghast and almost at a loss for words;  how did this man put a spoon in my ear without me feeling it?   I emphatically declined his services and rushed away.

    Part V:  ATM
    CIMG1725.JPGIn the one-horse town of Hampi, Marc and I decided to get some money.  We walked 500m to arrive at the only bank in this village of 3000 people.  We weren’t desparate for the cash, and could’ve gone a bit further afield to visit an ATM, but thought we’d give the local branch a shot.
    We walked into the offices and asked if we could “get some money”.  The man at the counter said they were closed, yet the doors were open, the lights were on and the office was filled with staff about their business.   We looked at each other, and then back at the fellow, and then Marc asked, “OK, what time do you open tomorrow?”   Immediately, the fellow started talking with his colleagues.  Ninety seconds pass and we are still standing there, so Marc asks again, “What time do you open tomorrow?”  and the man says, “Yes, we are discussing.”
    So we wait.  Four minutes pass and he then asks us what we wish to do.  We say, again, that we wish to withdraw some money.  And he says, “OK, sit down.”
    So we sit.  Another man pulls out a ledger and asks for a credit card and passport. Marc produces both and the man meticulously copies the details of each into this dusty ledger.  There is more discussion between colleagues.  Tea is served.  The waiting continues.  Meanwhile, a small crowd of people has gathered outside the door of the bank to watch the foreigners.  More and more people accumulate.
    Finally, another man appears with a stack of bills which, when he places them on the desk in front of us, measures more than six inches tall.   He explains that he can only give us 50’s and 100’s because that’s all they have.  As the only bank in town.
    Without any other option, we shrug and take a fistfiull of cash in each hand, which we “hide” in our pockets as we push past the spectators and make our way as quickly and nervously as possible to our hotel.    Apart from the pig we saw eating a dead cat, no incidents ensued.

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